If you are looking for an outfit the does nothing for your height (or your width for that matter), this is it. Short pants, large jacket, flats. If you are looking for an outfit that makes you feel a little European and really cool, this is also that outfit.
And for your viewing pleasure, I give you The Most Awkward Photo Ever
“Yeah, this left arm over here, I’m not really sure what it’s for. I think it’s just extra”.
Queen of the Monsters 