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Dear men who are married, engaged, or have in some way made another person believe that you are committed to them, If you SHAMELESSLY flirt with me and I find out about your afore mentioned condition after you’ve been Flirty McTotalDouchebag, I will be a bitch to you. Because that is what you deserve. Peace.  Continue reading →

Once upon a time I was convinced that jeans were comfortable, so I wore them a lot. But then I broke away from the slavery that is designer denim and I admitted that I actually don’t like wearing pants that much at all. However, as comfortable as pants-less is, it isn’t as widely accepted as … Continue reading →

It’s been said lately that my blog can be perceived as rather negative, and I get that. The things I find funny usually take form in hyperbole, sarcasm, and the f word. So in light of expressing that I’m not a bitter old maid sitting at home in my tattered house-sweater bitching about all the … Continue reading →

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.  – Tina Fey You can read the extended version here Continue reading →

A friend and I use to joke about organizations for literacy, because it’s really easy to forget an organization’s name while being familiar with their cause, and there is a big difference between an organization for literacy and an organization for illiteracy. In as much as there is a difference between an organization for AIDS and an organization … Continue reading →

#1 I have certainly taken this from Dooce, it’s not theft if I credit her, right? I mean, this is The Internet after all. #2 It should come as no surprise to anyone that with my uber Caucasian parents, and my growing up primarily in the back woods of the Northwest, I’m pretty white. And … Continue reading →

This year my roommate and her beau got engaged. Being the rustic, anti-suburbia type that they are, they wanted to stick it to the man and not have a “real” wedding. In fact, prior to actual engagement they were pretty set on eloping. A quick shot down to the court house and then back to … Continue reading →

Some days I think: I should look professional today!  And some days I think:I should wear yellow jeans to work!GUESS WHICH DAY THIS WAS. Also, these are some things I enjoyed about my job lately: A screen saver that says: What have YOU done to prevent pressure ulcers today?(well, what have you done?) This inspirational poster: … Continue reading →

What? Another movie of pure fashion inspiration? I know I know, my life is SO boring. Sue me.But come on- neutrals, hats, perfectly tousled hair? Yes please! Not to mention- tea in the afternoon, a tiny owl that lives on your vanity (seriously, where do I get one?), and sure, I could do without the … Continue reading →