Some days I think: 
I should look professional today! 

And some days I think:
I should wear yellow jeans to work!


GUESS WHICH DAY THIS WAS.

Also, these are some things I enjoyed about my job lately:

A screen saver that says: What have YOU done to prevent pressure ulcers today?
(well, what have you done?)

This inspirational poster: Reach high, for stars are hidden in your soul.
(Come again?)

And by far my favorite quote: I’m not just a big angry guy who wants to cat scan babies!
(Uhh whoops. Sorry Doctor, I’ll quit spreading that rumor then.)

You wouldn’t get these gems if you worked at Macy’s.