Some days I think:
I should look professional today!
And some days I think:
I should wear yellow jeans to work!
GUESS WHICH DAY THIS WAS.
Also, these are some things I enjoyed about my job lately:
A screen saver that says: What have YOU done to prevent pressure ulcers today?
(well, what have you done?)
This inspirational poster: Reach high, for stars are hidden in your soul.
And by far my favorite quote: I’m not just a big angry guy who wants to cat scan babies!
(Uhh whoops. Sorry Doctor, I’ll quit spreading that rumor then.)
You wouldn’t get these gems if you worked at Macy’s.