Shirt, shoes, and consideration for others required

I lack the skill entirely to write the post I want to write. In which I say that men need to wear underwear while at the gym. In my dream writing-world I’m graceful, and couth, and I don’t have to use words like PENIS and PLEASE STOP JOGGING in the same sentence. But in this world, … Continue reading

Freak Show

There should be a rule about my work not calling me before, oh I don’t know, 5 a.m.? (And by 5 a.m. I mean 10 a.m.) I don’t consider myself above interrupted sleep, the problem is that if ever I actually answer the phone upon being awoken by it I cannot account for what I might say. … Continue reading