Remember when I was all I NEED OVERALLS! ? Well I got some. And now my life is complete. Continue reading →

I lack the skill entirely to write the post I want to write. In which I say that men need to wear underwear while at the gym. In my dream writing-world I’m graceful, and couth, and I don’t have to use words like PENIS and PLEASE STOP JOGGING in the same sentence. But in this world, … Continue reading →

I cannnot stop loving these. Credit: thecarnivalbythesea Continue reading →

There should be a rule about my work not calling me before, oh I don’t know, 5 a.m.? (And by 5 a.m. I mean 10 a.m.) I don’t consider myself above interrupted sleep, the problem is that if ever I actually answer the phone upon being awoken by it I cannot account for what I might say. … Continue reading →

Something I’ve recognized lately is that I’m not the kind of blogger to give a casual play-by-play of my days. I talk about the things that, for one reason or another, are embedded in my memory (and damn it if I haven’t tried to forget gangrene fingers!) but I likely won’t ever ask “what did … Continue reading →

I had never seen Fried Green Tomatoes until this week, and though I was expecting it be many things (namely nostalgic) I was not expecting it to be fashion inspiration. But I cannot think of a movie in which there were more outfits that I wanted to duplicate. Not only do I want to wear … Continue reading →

So I like my dentist. Probably more than I should. Or at least probably more than most people like their dentist. But really, how often does a man gently touch my face and ask me how I’m feeling? All right then. But my dentist has a new assistant, and her I do not care for. … Continue reading →

Not because I stayed up so late (welcome to my life) but because I went to bed at a decent hour and apparently my body can only handle so much normalcy. So at 4am my body was all WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??!!! and I was completely awake. Updating my blog and eating dark … Continue reading →

I was walking down some concrete steps this morning, you know, just like I’ve been doing since I learned to walk some 24 years ago and on the very last step, SOMETHING HAPPENED. Not quite sure what it was, other than Satan reaching up from hell and grabbing a hold of my EFFING STILETTO, but … Continue reading →

For the last few weeks my apartment has been averaging about ONE BILLION DEGREES. Did I mention that it’s snowing outside and we keep all of the windows open 24/7? Yeah well, I’M GOING INSANE. It presents a major problem when trying to get dressed for work because I can’t show up a) in my … Continue reading →