I definitely overheard this conversation between two doctors today: “That was fast” “That’s what my wife says. “ “Hm?” “My wife doesn’t actually say that. It’s a joke. Kind of like ‘that’s what she said’.” *muddled expression* “Oh. . .” The adorable little Type A nerds might be able to save your life, but they … Continue reading →

Did I just make myself a cup of hot cocoa and start some slow jams in order to set the mood for online shoe shopping? Continue reading →

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Yesterday some things happened. Someone hit a power pole with their car. Some men with chainsaws and barricades showed up. And a woman shouted indistinctly over a loud speaker all day.  The driver walked away unharmed but since Satan still needed to get his, the neighborhood was without power for most of the day. After … Continue reading →

I know it’s cliche to refer to Carrie Bradshaw as inspiration anymore but I’m fairly positive that if I could wear this outfit every single day I would. Credit:http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/daily/2008-02/080226-sjp-takes-off.aspx Continue reading →

i love post cards, my friends, and trees you can drive through. Continue reading →

I just got into an argument with the cashier guy at the grocery store over the spelling of my name. After asking me if my name is spelled the “original way” I responded with “as in, how it is spelled in the bible? Yes, with an h”. It just went down hill from here. He … Continue reading →

I think I’m pretty resilient when it comes to gross things; my list of what I find truly disgusting is rather short. That said, gangrene has a very secure spot on my Gross list. Gangrene is gross. Well, today, gangrene out-grossed itself. Because you know what is worse than dry, rotten, blackened, zombie-esque appendages? Dry, … Continue reading →

When I say “please eat a lot of this” what I mean is “please eat a lot of this and FAST. Faster than me (which, in case you haven’t spent any time around me when I’m consuming food, is just about breakneck speed). Because if you don’t, I will eat all of it. And quickly.” … Continue reading →

I’m blogging. Do I have something profound to say? Probably not. Do I want to say something? Almost always. Continue reading →