Things they don’t teach in medical school

I definitely overheard this conversation between two doctors today: “That was fast” “That’s what my wife says. “ “Hm?” “My wife doesn’t actually say that. It’s a joke. Kind of like ‘that’s what she said’.” *muddled expression* “Oh. . .” The adorable little Type A nerds might be able to save your life, but they … Continue reading

Black out and dress up

Yesterday some things happened. Someone hit a power pole with their car. Some men with chainsaws and barricades showed up. And a woman shouted indistinctly over a loud speaker all day.  The driver walked away unharmed but since Satan still needed to get his, the neighborhood was without power for most of the day. After … Continue reading

I mean it

When I say “please eat a lot of this” what I mean is “please eat a lot of this and FAST. Faster than me (which, in case you haven’t spent any time around me when I’m consuming food, is just about breakneck speed). Because if you don’t, I will eat all of it. And quickly.” … Continue reading