With: Harem pants. I didn’t think it would ever happen for me but. . .it did and now I’m all “Oh you can’t tell where my crotch is in these pants? TOUGH”. Jump suits and things reminiscent of the 90s (okay, I’m always obsessed with things reminiscent of the 90s). Is it costume-y? Is it sequin-y? … Continue reading →

I’ll always love California. credit Continue reading →

Hi. I’m Sarah.  I’m from the eighties.  AND I REPRESENT. Anyone up for an episode of Alien Nation and some Push Pops? Continue reading →

Did someone on Facebook say something you don’t like?  You should probably get your panties in a wad about it.   And then, you should passive aggressively comment on said topic in order to let the entire Facebook community know that your panties are in fact, in a wad. The passive aggression is necessary otherwise … Continue reading →

If you see me in the next two weeks and I’m still wearing this outfit it isn’t because I’m too lazy to do laundry (serious though, I need to buy some new underwear) it’s because this is my most favorite outfit ever. In fact, I’m not sure how I’ve lived so long without it.  Dude, … Continue reading →

Are not an appropriate response to pain.Not to mention, do I come to your work and make sex noises?No. I do not. Continue reading →

So I recently accepted a new job in a new city. It’s a very exciting adventure that I’m about to embark on and it is going to be a serious life change. Upon hearing this news this was one of the responses I received: “Oh! I bet they will know someone your age that they … Continue reading →

 I cannot stop laughing at this photo.Just look at their faces!Credit Continue reading →

If you are looking for an outfit the does nothing for your height (or your width for that matter), this is it. Short pants, large jacket, flats. If you are looking for an outfit that makes you feel a little European and really cool, this is also that outfit. And for your viewing pleasure, I … Continue reading →

If ever there has been something that I need, it is an effing BABY BUNNY IN. A. SWEATER.  Shut. The front. Door.  credit Continue reading →