Are you there Blog? It’s me, Sarah. I hope you got that Judy Blume reference because if you didn’t, you missed out on so much solid literature as a child. A girl waiting patiently for her period to make it’s first appearance could have no better friend than Judy Blume. ANYHOW. I miss my blog. … Continue reading →

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I know I’ve expressed before that I never imagined my blog becoming my interactive journal, and my innate introversion is still desperately hoping that it won’t be, but it seems that my sarcasm to life ratio is a little unbalanced these days. And that’s probably due to the fact that I’m getting extra doses of … Continue reading →

Who knew that my Mount Rushmore shirt would make such an impact on my wardrobe? I guess I should take back all the mean things I said about South Dakota. NOT. In case you don’t see me every week (you don’t, I’m in a house with children one billion hours a week. Oh, a week … Continue reading →

Did you hire someone to watch your children? Congratulations, Wise Investor. Now, call up your brother and let him know that your nanny will watch his kids too. Then call up your neighbor and tell her that your nanny will watch her kids too! Then, if you realize there is someone you forgot to offer … Continue reading →

I have no idea what’s going on with my life, but what I do know is that my panda dress makes me feel right with the world. Or at least right with myself. Because one day I walked into a gas station that had an entire wall full of majestic tees, and that was a … Continue reading →

New York is hard. In so many ways. I wanted to be an exception (what’s new?) and fall madly in love with New York the moment I set foot in it. I wanted to feel home and not ever want to leave. But New York is hard. I could list all of the things and … Continue reading →

Are you thinking about taking a trip through South Dakota? Please allow me to walk you through how that trip will go. . . The anticipation about seeing Mount Rushmore will get you to Mount Rushmore without too much thought. I mean, dead Presidents carved into a mountain- nothing else quite says “this is America … Continue reading →

Did you think that Montana was just mountains, and horses, and an extra tall sky? Well shame on you, because it also has sheep. Also, IT’S GORGEOUS. I kid you not, I seldom get romantic about landscape but apparently the settlers forgot to go through Montana because it looks virtually untouched after God painted it … Continue reading →

I recently participated (am participating) in a scarf swap. When the scarf I would be receiving was on it’s way to me I saw a man at my local coffee shop and this man happened to be a house painter. I’ve noticed here and there that house painters often tie hankercheifs losely around their neck. … Continue reading →