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I flirted with vegetarianism back in high school, and since I was in high school I thought it was a serious relationship. I mean, we held hands and wrote each other letters CLEARLY WE ARE SOUL MATES. Plus I was angsty and rebellious and needed to set myself apart from my peers, and the innocent … Continue reading →

Oh, did you want to see kids with progeria? Well good! Because I know just the blog for that. . . Next, my blog with be the result of a search for gangrene. And then maybe polygamy. Continue reading →

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Dear men who are married, engaged, or have in some way made another person believe that you are committed to them, If you SHAMELESSLY flirt with me and I find out about your afore mentioned condition after you’ve been Flirty McTotalDouchebag, I will be a bitch to you. Because that is what you deserve. Peace.  Continue reading →

Once upon a time I was convinced that jeans were comfortable, so I wore them a lot. But then I broke away from the slavery that is designer denim and I admitted that I actually don’t like wearing pants that much at all. However, as comfortable as pants-less is, it isn’t as widely accepted as … Continue reading →

It’s been said lately that my blog can be perceived as rather negative, and I get that. The things I find funny usually take form in hyperbole, sarcasm, and the f word. So in light of expressing that I’m not a bitter old maid sitting at home in my tattered house-sweater bitching about all the … Continue reading →

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.  – Tina Fey You can read the extended version here Continue reading →

A friend and I use to joke about organizations for literacy, because it’s really easy to forget an organization’s name while being familiar with their cause, and there is a big difference between an organization for literacy and an organization for illiteracy. In as much as there is a difference between an organization for AIDS and an organization … Continue reading →

#1 I have certainly taken this from Dooce, it’s not theft if I credit her, right? I mean, this is The Internet after all. #2 It should come as no surprise to anyone that with my uber Caucasian parents, and my growing up primarily in the back woods of the Northwest, I’m pretty white. And … Continue reading →