Women are a treasure. The sooner you realize this, the better your life will be. Credit: suicide blonde Continue reading →

As you can imagine, I’ve never heard my name mispronounced. Misunderstood, sure. I’ve definitely been call Tara, Karen, Dara, and even asked if “that’s Sarah with an S?” over the phone before, but as long as someone can read my name, there is a 100% success rate on pronunciation. Growing up however, I often felt … Continue reading →

 These two ads were in the same local paper this week. Is it really necessary to advertise vasectomies? I mean, that’s like advertising for money. Or for. . .a shower.  As if someone didn’t know that they needed a shower and saw an ad and thought “hmm that shower fangle thing sure looks nifty, I … Continue reading →

Have you SEEN the Ralph Lauren Spring Collection? Swoon swoon. Swoony swoon swoon. But wait. Here I was, drooling over white and lace and kicking myself for not having long hair, when I see the Michael Kors pre fall collection.    Shut. The front. Door. Is there much that I love more than pencil cut … Continue reading →

There are things in life that I don’t understand. And many more things that I’m not eloquent enough to talk about. But read this. Because people are worthy of your time. The Julie Baird Project It will, like it did me, probably make you cry. Especially if you watch the video. credit: The dooce Continue reading →

A painting by James Nares. I could stare at it for so long.credit: A_O_G Continue reading →

WARNING: text heavy post ahead. It happens. Do you guys remember when TLC was just Trading Spaces? Like, they had no other show. It was just Trading Spaces. Back when Paige Davis’ voice didn’t quite yet make you want to stab someone, and way before SOMEONE was having 19 kids . I can remember exactly … Continue reading →

I hope the story behind this involves my ex some lying cheating scumbag who has yet to find out that he got caught by his girlfriend, and while he was out she went into his apartment, ripped the literal location of his infidelities from his bed, and planted it where he would see it on his drive home. … Continue reading →

At some point in my life unusual became fantastic and unique became exceptional. I always knew I would never get away from it, but I never thought I would want more of it. I do. Credit: http://eazilydistracted.tumblr.com/ Continue reading →

My lil sis turned 17 yesterday. So I let her feed me and take my picture. She’s pretty lucky to have me. (So it turns out that when it’s mother efing cold outside your photos either turn out really blurry, or really awkward. Guess which one this is!) When I bought this shirt a couple … Continue reading →