This year my roommate and her beau got engaged. Being the rustic, anti-suburbia type that they are, they wanted to stick it to the man and not have a “real” wedding. In fact, prior to actual engagement they were pretty set on eloping. A quick shot down to the court house and then back to … Continue reading →

Some days I think: I should look professional today!  And some days I think:I should wear yellow jeans to work!GUESS WHICH DAY THIS WAS. Also, these are some things I enjoyed about my job lately: A screen saver that says: What have YOU done to prevent pressure ulcers today?(well, what have you done?) This inspirational poster: … Continue reading →

What? Another movie of pure fashion inspiration? I know I know, my life is SO boring. Sue me.But come on- neutrals, hats, perfectly tousled hair? Yes please! Not to mention- tea in the afternoon, a tiny owl that lives on your vanity (seriously, where do I get one?), and sure, I could do without the … Continue reading →

Politics in the break room. I just want to eat my salad, k? Continue reading →

As an active participant in the generation that sincerely has no idea what life would like like without technology (save for watching reruns of The Waltons) I think that there should be some societal guidelines to follow- you know, similar to “Don’t sleep with other people’s spouses” and “Don’t push children into oncoming traffic”- nothing … Continue reading →

The other day I sent that first photo to a friend just to show case my OPI BLACK SHATTER POLISH(!!) and then I realized the photo was actually a pretty accurate snapshot of my life currently: in my car, coffee, nail polish, extra shoes, seashell dress, parking ticket (story of my life always), and oh, … Continue reading →

 As I was just putting on chapstick a guy walked by me and said “that doesn’t work. It creates a false sense of security”. Why thank you, guy with information that is PERTINENT TO MY LIFE. Because Lord knows I really need to quit lying to myself about my hydration situation. I know to say … Continue reading →

Remember when I was all I NEED OVERALLS! ? Well I got some. And now my life is complete. Continue reading →

I lack the skill entirely to write the post I want to write. In which I say that men need to wear underwear while at the gym. In my dream writing-world I’m graceful, and couth, and I don’t have to use words like PENIS and PLEASE STOP JOGGING in the same sentence. But in this world, … Continue reading →

I cannnot stop loving these. Credit: thecarnivalbythesea Continue reading →