There should be a rule about my work not calling me before, oh I don’t know, 5 a.m.? (And by 5 a.m. I mean 10 a.m.) I don’t consider myself above interrupted sleep, the problem is that if ever I actually answer the phone upon being awoken by it I cannot account for what I might say. … Continue reading →

Something I’ve recognized lately is that I’m not the kind of blogger to give a casual play-by-play of my days. I talk about the things that, for one reason or another, are embedded in my memory (and damn it if I haven’t tried to forget gangrene fingers!) but I likely won’t ever ask “what did … Continue reading →

I had never seen Fried Green Tomatoes until this week, and though I was expecting it be many things (namely nostalgic) I was not expecting it to be fashion inspiration. But I cannot think of a movie in which there were more outfits that I wanted to duplicate. Not only do I want to wear … Continue reading →

So I like my dentist. Probably more than I should. Or at least probably more than most people like their dentist. But really, how often does a man gently touch my face and ask me how I’m feeling? All right then. But my dentist has a new assistant, and her I do not care for. … Continue reading →

Not because I stayed up so late (welcome to my life) but because I went to bed at a decent hour and apparently my body can only handle so much normalcy. So at 4am my body was all WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??!!! and I was completely awake. Updating my blog and eating dark … Continue reading →

I was walking down some concrete steps this morning, you know, just like I’ve been doing since I learned to walk some 24 years ago and on the very last step, SOMETHING HAPPENED. Not quite sure what it was, other than Satan reaching up from hell and grabbing a hold of my EFFING STILETTO, but … Continue reading →

For the last few weeks my apartment has been averaging about ONE BILLION DEGREES. Did I mention that it’s snowing outside and we keep all of the windows open 24/7? Yeah well, I’M GOING INSANE. It presents a major problem when trying to get dressed for work because I can’t show up a) in my … Continue reading →

Some times I worry that I’m going to run out of blog content and have nothing to write about. But I think that’s only because I don’t watch television. Whereas if I did watch television I’m sure I would be confident that I would always have something to remark on. Exhibit A: I was in … Continue reading →

Hey Spring, the rents are gone for the weekend and they left their wine coolers in the fridge. WANNA HANG OUT??    it’s gettin’ crazy in here already. P.S. If you come over I’ll take my tights off for you, but nothing else. Continue reading →

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